Bosses may soon be demanding that employees get on Facebook and do some work. The social media giant is getting ready to roll out a workplace version of its site called “Facebook at Work”. It will compete head-to-head with Google’s and Microsoft’s workplace products, as well as LinkedIn. It will look and function much like Facebook’s existing site, sources say, but will include tools for people to work on things like shared documents and will allow users to keep their personal Facebook profiles completely separate from their professional ones.
Problems I see with a work version of Facebook…
#1. My self esteem in my personal life is low enough thanks (let’s not mess with my work life)…
#2. How far away could a work version of Farmville be? Hey wait a second — that might fun.
#3. By default the work version of Facebook is set to “huge waste of time”, to change it to “small waste of time” you have to go in to settings and that’s hard…
Also with Facebook… Did you hear about FAD? Maybe you have it?
Psychologists have introduced the diagnosis FAD — Facebook Addiction Disorder — as a new kind of addiction disorder. If you’ve got FAD, maybe it’s time to quit Facebook. Mike’s top five signs it’s time to quit Facebook.
#5. You suck @ Farmville!
#4. You find your work is becoming a nice break from Facebook.
#3. You have run out of clever status updates and have start re-tooling and re-using some of your earlier works.
#2. You just realized you are so much less interesting than everyone else you know and you are reminded of that fact every day of your life.
#1. Honestly? No hashtags?! #whatswithfacebookanyway
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So, aside from getting tons of calls on your cell offering to sell you cheap mortgages, cheap watches and body enhancement creams. Mike’s top five ways to tell a nameless developer has sold your Facebook data.
#5. You seem to be getting a lot of junk mail lately.
#4. Some guy named Eduardo is suing you for 1% of everything.
#3. Your Facebook Farmville is more like Orwell’s Animal Farm this morning.
#2. When you log into your Facebook account, you are automatically directed to a neighborhood addiction center.
#1. The guys who work at Facebook network security headquarters now refer to your account as “that poor bugger”.
You just saw the words “space junk” and all you can picture is an funky alien with a large behind? Me too. NASA’s defunct satellite is now scheduled to hit the Earth sometime this afternoon. Top five signs space junk is coming your way.
#6. They keep changing Facebook.
#5. All of a sudden there is an eerie stillness and everyone is pointing at you while slowly backing away (could also be the humus).
#4. Someone calls this afternoon to ask if “it’s there yet”.
#3. 4:20, more of a bang than usual.
#2. The theme from Armageddon won’t stop playing.
#1. Loud noise outside, people screaming, big crash, then little bits of satellite everywhere.