Tag: Halloween

Ways to make Halloween less scary

Last year it was killer clowns, this year it’s IT clowns… Every year as Halloween approaches people start talking about how Halloween is getting too scary, particularly for young kids. So here are some suggestions for making Halloween less scary (for young kids). #5. Clowns must only call you into the sewer if there really …

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Fewer kids this Halloween?

It seemed like not as many kids as usual were out trick or treating last night. Mike’s top five reasons why there might have been fewer kids at your door this year. #5. You inadvertently answered the door while cleaning your chainsaw and your goalie mask. #4. You were answering the door in your bath …

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Houses to avoid on Halloween

Mike’s top five houses to avoid on Halloween night. #5. Any house that you see Lindsay Lohan leaving with her make up all messed up. #4. Any house that wasn’t there just a second ago. #3. Any house with balloons tied to it and a Boy Scout on the porch. #2. Any house with several …

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Unpopular Halloween TV specials

The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown is on tonight. Mike’s top five other not so popular Halloween TV specials #5. CKPG TV’s Mike Benny’s ‘Sweaters I Wore on TV in the 80’s!!’. #4. Linkin Park’s ‘We Put The Hell In Helloween’. #3. The Dugger’s 18 kids, 17 costumes, help mommy pick who’s out, Halloween special’. #2. …

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Cheapo Halloween costumes

People are already talking Halloween costumes (some can be pretty expensive) so here are the top five cheapo costumes this year. #5. Yellow hard hat – case of stag Chilli – Bob The Flatulant! (a-la Bob the Builder). #4. Go door to door in a hysterical panic looking for your headphones, demanding someone get you …

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Pumpkin carving

If you’re going to be carving your pumpkin this week, here are the top five tips for a successful pumpkin carving. #5. Kick the face in before putting it outside, ruining all the fun for the buttheads in the neighborhood #4. Always draw the face on before cutting or you may find the eyes suddenly …

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