Tag: Halloween

Cheapo Halloween costumes

People are already talking Halloween costumes (some can be pretty expensive) so here are the top five cheapo costumes this year. #5. Yellow hard hat – case of stag Chilli – Bob The Flatulant! (a-la Bob the Builder). #4. Go door to door in a hysterical panic looking for your headphones, demanding someone get you …

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Pumpkin carving

If you’re going to be carving your pumpkin this week, here are the top five tips for a successful pumpkin carving. #5. Kick the face in before putting it outside, ruining all the fun for the buttheads in the neighborhood #4. Always draw the face on before cutting or you may find the eyes suddenly …

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Too old to trick or treat

Are you too old to go “trick or treating” this Halloween? To help you decide, these are the top five signs maybe you are to old to be trick or treating. #5. Your one-toothed, crocked-nosed, hideous monster mask isn’t a mask. #4. You have to get the neighborhood kids to chew your candy for you. …

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Lousy Halloween specials

ABC has It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown on tonight. What a popular Halloween special! Top five not so popular Halloween TV specials #5. Peter Mansbridge and “I’m too sexy for this Halloween Fashion Polooza” #4. Rick Mercer’s “Top Ten Pumpkin Butted Politicians I’ve Seen Naked”. #3. Dr. David Susuki’s “Having Fun on Halloween with …

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