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Top five signs American Idol is over

LOS ANGELES — The guitar slinging crooner Phillip Phillips came out on top Wednesday night to take the American Idol crown.

The 21-year-old singer from Leesburg, Ga. was selected over 16-year-old Jessica Sanchez. He received a standing ovation from Idol judges after his Tuesday’s song finale “Home.”

Phillips is Idol’s 11th season winner, making it five times in a row a male performer has been selected.

The decision came after a record high 132 million votes were cast after Tuesday’s final performances.
from Fox 13 News…

So… aside from the fact that you are no longer “busy” two nights of the week; Mikes top five signs Idol is over.

#5. You have begun your annual month-long feeling of emptiness.

#4. The words “dog” and “yo” now revert back to their dictionary meanings for the next eight months.

#3. You swear you’ll bite the head off anyone who says “well, the judges sure wasted that save on Jessica, didn’t they?” at work this morning.

#2. You’re already regretting re-naming your children Joshua, Phillip and Jessica.

#1. You can now watch the kids soccer game without data overages on your phone!!!

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Breakfast Idol returns!

American Idol starts tonight & The River’s Breakfast Idol starts next week…

American Idol kicks off tonight. You can usually spot the really bad ones, before they even perform. But, do they know they’re bad? Top five signs maybe you’re the next American Idol loser.
#5. While in the waiting room, you are wedgied more than twice by Ryan Seacrest.
#4. On the way to the audition, you realize you left your kazoo in your other overalls.
#3. Everyone in your Star Wars chat group is telling you, you’re are awesome!!
#2. At a certain point during your audition you are forced to stop and step back 4 ½ feet, as per your restraining order.
#1. After 40 minutes of trying to get Steven Tyler to belly dance you realize you’re at American Idol and not The River’s Breakfast Idol.

Breakfast Idol starts next week – as contestants vi for Tim Bits and Bacon & Eggers. The judges have selected the top five contestants. Mike’s top five reasons why you were not selected to be a contestant on Breakfast Idol.
#5. Last time you were on the morning show – you just got up and left after a year!
#4. You’re not really a morning person.
#3. You’re already making over $8.50/hour.
#2. You already have Mike Benny’s autograph.
#1. It’s always been a dream of yours to be on a high quality, topical, always entertaining morning show.

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Why you are not going to be a contestant on Breakfast Idol

Breakfast Idol starts next week – as ten contestants vi for the co-host spot on the morning show. The judges have selected the top ten contestants. Mike’s top five reasons why you are not going to be a contestant on Breakfast Idol.

#5. Last time you were on the morning show – you just got up and left after two years.

#4. You’re not really a morning person.

#3. You’re already making over $8.50/hour.

#2. You already have Mike Benny’s autograph.

#1. It’s always been a dream of yours to be on a high quality, topical, always entertaining morning show.

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Breakfast Idol starts next week – as ten contestants vi for prizes and free breakfast on the morning show. For the contestants, here are the top five ways to prepare for Breakfast Idol.

#5. You must be in peak physical condition!

#4. You must be mentally sharp and totally prepared.

#3. It’s a good idea to write out a few things – don’t rely on your memory.

#2. Be prepared for a grueling two hours on mind numbing entertainment.

#1. Just do what we do – stumble in two minutes before your shift, down your breakfast burito while you shotgun your double-double and dig out your headphones from your backpack, while ripping some stuff from the paper and trying to remember the name of that Alberta kid from Idol – all before the elevator gets up to the third floor.

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