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So an environmentalist walks into a bar

Fun, enviro jokes to be recycled and re-used…

Did you hear about the environmentalist that was obsessed with wind farms? He was a huge fan.

What’s an environmentalist’s favourite Tom Cruise movie? Mission Compostable.

How many Earthlings does it take to change a light bulb? None, that light bulb has never needed changing before and there’s no way it will need changing in my lifetime.

Why was the planet at the drugstore? Picking up some Prep H for his humanroids.

What did Obi Wan say to the environmentalist? May the forest be with you..

Wait there’s more…

Top five OTHER ways YOU can go green…

Leave something in the fridge for a very long time.
Become more envious.
Consider cheering for the Roughriders.
See if the mayor will adopt you.
Kiss a frog! Or an Ogre. It works in the movies….

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Top five Father's Day jokes

Here, just in time for Father’s Day are Mike’s top five Father’s Day jokes.
#5. How many Dad’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but “.. it will probably take a couple of weeks and I might have to put it up on the hoist..”
#4. What do you get when you cross your Dad with your Mom? You.
#3. Why did the Dad cross the road? He was quite hungry and was just chasing after the chicken
#2. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Aren’t you going to get that. “No, it’s probably for your mom..”
#1. What do you say to your dad after a 2-2 hockey game? Nice Tie dad!

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