There are some benefits to being a Pirate nowadays…
#5. You can always say you’re on the patch (patch… like eye patch. Like the ones Pirates wear. lol, I’m here all week…)
#4. You can always get into ARRRRRRRRR rated movies.
#3. No matter how much you slack off in school, you’re guaranteed HIGH SEAS!
#2. You get to download cool Pirate apps on your i-patch (i-patch… like eye patch. Like the ones Pirates wear. lol, I’m here all week…)
#1. Digging for change in your pocket with a hook can really keep you on your toes!
#1a. You’re never without paper towel, as long as you always have a bounty on yer head!
A few more??
Arrrr bring on yer Pirate jokes!!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite socks? Arrrrgyle.
- What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
- Why couldn’t the young pirate see the arrrrR-rated movie? There was no parrot-al guidance.
- What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.
- What’s the smelliest part of a pirate ship? the poop deck
- What do you have to watch for when sitting down on a wooden toilet? Long john slivers.
- What is a buccaneer? Pretty high price to pay for corn.
All jokes from www.piratetreasurenow.com…