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#TalkLikeAPirateDay is today!

16769_167249182161_4875224_nThere are some benefits to being a Pirate nowadays…

#5. You can always say you’re on the patch (patch… like eye patch. Like the ones Pirates wear. lol, I’m here all week…)

#4. You can always get into ARRRRRRRRR rated movies.

#3. No matter how much you slack off in school, you’re guaranteed HIGH SEAS!

#2. You get to download cool Pirate apps on your i-patch (i-patch… like eye patch. Like the ones Pirates wear. lol, I’m here all week…)

#1. Digging for change in your pocket with a hook can really keep you on your toes!

#1a. You’re never without paper towel, as long as you always have a bounty on yer head!

A few more??

Arrrr bring on yer Pirate jokes!!

  1. What’s a pirate’s favorite socks? Arrrrgyle.
  2. What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon.
  3. What’s a pirate’s favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
  4. Why couldn’t the young pirate see the arrrrR-rated movie? There was no parrot-al guidance.
  5. What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.
  6. What’s the smelliest part of a pirate ship? the poop deck
  7. What do you have to watch for when sitting down on a wooden toilet? Long john slivers.
  8. What is a buccaneer? Pretty high price to pay for corn.

All jokes from  www.piratetreasurenow.com

 

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The top five ways to tell a song came from an illegal download site

The US Supreme Court is forcing a guy in Rhode Island to pay $675,000 for illegally sharing music on the Internet. The judge worked it out to $22,500 for each song that was downloaded and shared.

To help you avoid inadvertently taking part in any of this illegal activity, here are the top five ways to tell a song came from an illegal download site.

#5. You didn’t have to pay for it. Basically if you’re not paying for it, it’s not yours.

#4. You’re surprised to see you have a Ruben Studdard and a Taylor Hicks CD in your collection, but your all your Train and Maroon Five songs are missing. Dang that file sharing!!

#3. In the middle of the night your computer makes a whiring noise, then in the morning you see all of your passwords are stolen and your hard-drive is erased.

#2. As soon as you’re done a big download, the black suburban with the blacked out windows, no license plate and the big antenna on the roof is suddenly not parked out in front of your house.

#1. The #1 way to tell a song is a pirated song – every second word in the song is “ARRRRRRR”!!

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