Tag: school

Back to school jokes

Back to school next week! You might need these… Why was the music teacher locked out of her classroom? Because here keys were on the piano. What flies around the kindergarten room at night? The alpha-BAT. (Played by Ben Affleck?) It was so hot at the university (how hot was it?). It must have been …

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It's Teacher Appreciation Week

It’s Teacher Appreciation Week. We should all show appreciation to the teachers that have made us who we are today. Here are the teachers that have made me who I am today. #5. Mr. Drieger; who taught me there are two principal’s lists, a good one and the other one. #4. Mr. Engin; who taught …

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This daycare sounds like a good one

A lot of people are talking about daycare lately and it got me thinking about some creative names for daycare centres. I’ve seen… Ankle Bitters Home Daycare Pooh’s Corner Twiddle Bugs Learning Center Uncle Homer’s Daycare (from The Simpsons) Little Stinkers Day Care Here are some of my ideas. If you’re looking for a creative …

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School: week two

Here we are at the start of the second week. Mike’s top five ways you can tell it’s the second week of school. #5. Someone named, “School Dist 57” is showing up on your caller ID, but no one in the house can remember them calling. #4. There’s more writing on the outside of your …

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