Tag: school

Top five signs school starts next week

Schools open today for admin staff. Classes start next week. Mike’s top five signs school starts next week.
#5. It’s been getting warmer and starting to feel like summer finally.
#4. Two pairs of jean and one pair of court shoes and you’re broke.
#3. Next week you may actually be able to find a seat at the food court.
#2. “Rate your teacher dot com” is getting about a million hits an hour.
#1. Tons of people erasing the big red star from September 7th on the calender and putting a big red star on September 6th.

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Top five teacher gift ideas

As the school year comes to an end it’s time to start thinking about teacher gifts. Seriously, you can’t beat a Tim Horton’s gift card, but if you’re trying – here are Mike’s top five other great teacher gift ideas.
#5. A handsome plaque listing all of your teachers accomplishments next to Ghandi’s accomplishments.
#4. Sunglasses. To protect their ‘pupils’ (ha ha ha ha..).
#3. A Pi.
#2. Don’t give them anything and say ‘it’s the principal of the thing’ (ha ha ha ha..).
#1. Summers off!!

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Free advice for writing exams

Most of the promming and gradding is done.. time for exams! As a refresher from last year, here are my top five tips for writing exams.
#5. It’s hardly ever “D”.
#4. If you finish earlier than the others, start worrying that maybe you got the wrong test or you didn’t get all the pages.
#3. Remember if ‘eenie, meanie, miney, moe’ doesn’t seem to be working, there’s always ‘the force’.
#2. They never write the answers on the ceiling, but it’s a good idea to look for them there if you’re stuck, just in case.
#1. A well lit gymnasium or exam room is not the best environment for the power of the Ouija pencil.

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Tips for writing high school exams

This is exam week for high schoolers. There are lots of people offering advice on how to prepare and write exams. Here’s more! Mike’s top five other tips for writing high school exams.

#5. It’s hardly ever “D”.

#4. If you finish earlier than the others, start worrying that maybe you got the wrong test or you didn’t get all the pages.

#3. Remember if ‘eenie, meanie, miney, moe’ doesn’t seem to be working, there’s always ‘the force’.

#2. They never write the answers on the ceiling, but it’s a good idea to look for them there if you’re stuck, just in case.

#1. A well lit gymnasium or exam room is not the best environment for the power of the Ouija pencil.

 

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It’s back to school on Monday

After a two week Christmas break, it’s back to school on Monday. Mike’s top five ways to prepare for back to school.

#5. Practice frantically making lunches that no one will appreciate.

#4. Dig out your gym strip from the bottom of your back pack and send it over to PG Esporta.

#3. Discover the location of that missing tuna sandwich from December 18th. In between the seats of the mini van.

#2. Reconfigure your empty advent calender to countdown to the next Pro D day in February.

#1. Suddenly remember your home work at about nine o’clock Sunday night.

 

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Home Schooling isn't for you

A group of kids were here on a tour of the radio station yesterday. They were from a home schooling group. I don’t think I could do home schooling at my house – I just don’t have the discipline to do something like that. Do you? Here are Mike’s top five signs, maybe, home schooling isn’t for you either.

#5. If you consider “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” on CKPG TV, study time..

#4. If you get fooled every time the Prank Patrol shows up with “Ninja Home School Inspectors” at your door..

#3. If you spend more than 30 minutes a day in thoughtful consideration of how smart Cody is and how much of a trouble maker Zack is..

#2. When they moved Guiding Light to 2pm, it really messed with your nap time.

#1. If the real reason you’re home schooling is so you won’t have to drive the kids to school everyday and you won’t miss anymore radio contests.. maybe home schooling isn’t for you either.

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Take Mike & Jessica to school?

We’ve got the Take a Cougar to School contest on now. We just finished the Take a Globetrotter to School and Take a Monster Truck to School. What’s next? Take Mike & Jessica to School? Top five cool things about Mike & Jessica coming to your school.
#5. Every time a name comes up in History class, Jessica guesses their age.
#4. Teacher is less likely to call on you to answer a question when Mike Benny always has his hand up.
#3. It would be fun at recess to learn all those new “grown-up words” from auntie Jessica.
#2. It’s funny to see the disappointment on Mike Benny’s face when he realizes, grade five’s don’t get a nap time.
#1. You’ll all seem so much smarter.

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Pro D day

Pro D day today. Alot of activities are planned for school kids. Here are the top five not so popular Pro D day activities!
#5. Call BC Hydro and ask them to get your running shoes down from that power line.
#4. Go to your parents workplace, and have everyone comment on how big your getting.
#3. Go to school and demand they let you in!
#2. Hang out at your little brothers daycare watching Max & Ruby all day.
#1. Do all your homework then help-out around the house.

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