If you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places, try a few of these powerful love-lines to reach the Jedi level of Romancery.
#5. Yoda one for me.
#5a. I love you with Maul my heart.
#4. I’ve been lookin’ for love in Alderaan places.
#4a. I find your lack of love disturbing.
#3. Our love will never Endor.
#3a. You R2 good for me.
#2. You’re the Obi-Won for me!
#2a. I love you. But you knew that.
#1. I’ve been Solo for too long.
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Beyond the Outer Rim, spins a stormy planet. Long, long ago, climate change led to all the continents being submerged – forcing the inhabitants to build cities on stilts. The planet is, of course, known (by the few who know) as Kamino. Apart from always being rainy, it’s a place famous for two exports: clones and Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas. While we can’t sell you any clones (against Republic Law), we sure can sell you the ‘brellas! Read more