Saturday, marked the halfway point of summer. Aside from the date on the calendar there are other ways to tell summer is half over.
#5. The kids are always home and holy cow do they ever ask a lot of questions!
#4. I’m thinking about returning my fishing license for a full refund.
#3. I can already totally block out anyone saying “I’m bored!” and “are we there yet?”.
#2. I’ve already had more holiday time than money to spend on holidays. “Guess what kids, it’s Puerto BackYarda again this weekend!”
#1. Moths the size of chickens!
It’s a short week thanks to having Monday off. It’s already Wednesday and I love short weeks in the summer because so many people are on holidays and everywhere you go it’s TEMPS, part-timers & newbies… Mike’s top five signs it’s summer at work.
#5. Same DJ appears to be on anytime you turn on the radio.
#4. Usual polite smiles replaced by a lost-stares .
#3. The guy who delivers the paper out ranks everyone.
#2. Instead of the coffee cart, it’s the Pina Colotta cart at the staff meeting.
#1. All calls to anyone above supervisor are forwarded to the PG Golf and Curking Club.