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Floss, polish and reclamation

Don’t you love going to the dentist for a cleaning? Your teeth feel so smooth and clean. You can go like this “thhhhhh” between every tooth.

We know we’re suppose to clean our teeth like that after every meal, but we don’t. It’s not that we can’t clean our own teeth or we don’t know how. It’s just better when someone else does it.

So, here’s my big idea…

How about we set up Floss N’ Go booths at the mall food court?

You finish your lunch, you pop in there and for like 5.99 they professionally floss your teeth and you get on with your day.

Maybe there could even be a 6.99 ‘floss and polish’ special too, or the 8.99 ‘floss, polish and reclamation’ special?

With the ‘floss, polish and reclamation’ special the “FPR”. They could baggy all the remnant food bits they collect from your mouth and you could take them home for the dog or for a snack for later. Okay… that’s gross.

Good idea?

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Time to see a dentist?

One third of us did not see a dentist last year. Top five signs maybe you need to see a dentist.
#5. You would easily fit in to the front row of a grade one class picture!
#4. Your dentist has only paid for half of his winter vacation so far.
#3. You found a piece of popcorn stuck between your teeth from when you went to the theatre to see Grease (Grease 1).
#2. You haven’t had a glass of ice water since April, 2002.
#1. It really hurts when you go like this “Thssssssssss”!!

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