If you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places, try a few of these powerful love-lines to reach the Jedi level of Romancery. #5. Yoda one for me. #5a. I love you with Maul my heart. #4. I’ve been lookin’ for love in Alderaan places. #4a. I find your lack of love disturbing. #3. Our …
Amazon.com has it’s own list of lousy gift ideas for Valentine’s Day. Here’s the list… “It’s your prerogative, of course, to ignore all of our Valentine’s Day suggestions and find a gift on your own. But we’d like to steer you away from certain items, which may be top-quality products but probably aren’t the wisest …
Another Valentine’s Day has come and gone. Mike’s top five ways you can tell Valentine’s Day is over. #5. A dozen roses are twenty cents this morning. #4. Men are scouring stores looking for Happy Belated Valentine’s Day cards. #3. That expensive piece of lingerie is now lining the dog’s bed. #2. Cold stares and …
If you have been searching for some poetic lines for your sweetheart today, here are some to avoid. Mike’s top five not so great Valentine’s Day lines (aka what not to write in your Valentine’s card). #5. “Roses are red, I drive a Volvo…” This one can end three different ways and they’re all bad. …
If you don’t have a lot money to spend on your sweetheart this year, you might be looking for some cheap Valentine’s Day gift ideas — so we asked our Facebook friends for some advice… Make a card Don’t buy anything. It’s really cheap that way. 🙂 lol Lap dance 😉 Home made dinner, book …
Valentine’s day will be just 10 days away. Maybe it’s time to prepare to be “Charlie Brown’d” again this year? Mike’s top five signs maybe you won’t be getting a Valentine this year. #5. That home-made heart-shaped hagis you made for her last year wasn’t entirely appreciated. #4. Your sweetheart is still recovering from last …
I’m starting to pick up on some subtle marketing persuasion on some radio commercials that have been running this week (and I could be wrong, but). I’m starting to lean towards to notion that buying a crappy thoughtless gift for your sweetheart on Valentines day might turn out to be a bad idea. To help …
Valentine’s day is coming up on Thursday. Maybe it’s time to prepare to be “Charlie Browned” again this year. Top five signs maybe you won’t be getting a Valentine this year. #5. That home-made heart-shaped hagis you made last year wasn’t entirely appreciated. #4. Your sweetheart is still recovering from last year’s romantic ice fishing …