Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, so here are some things that mom really wants for Mother’s Day. Mike’s top five things mom really wants for Mother’s Day.
#5. To eat an entire meal without the discussion of human bodily functions at the table.
#4. Go shopping at the mall without the “why is this person my mother” look.
#3. At least five minutes in the bathroom without someone knocking on the door because they can’t find something.
#2. Not the entire Die Hard series on Blue Ray, not a kettle, not a good sturdy shovel (unless you want to wear it).
#1. I believe the correct formula is; hours of labour multiplied by years of service, expressed in dollars (rounded up).
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