The top five ways you can tell it’s March

March is here! Aside from Olympic athletes that inspired a nation going back to surviving on dorm food and begging for government hand outs. Mike’s top five other ways you can tell it’s March.
#5. Five months worth of doggie nuggets are simmering on school fields and playgrounds.
#4. We’ve been out of playoff contention for several weeks already.
#3. After missing the RRSP deadline again, you realize you’ve been mathematically eliminated from retirement.
#2. A lot more kids in elementary schools raising their hands to spell this month more than last month.
#1. You have soccer cleats, court shoes AND hockey skates in the back of the van.
#1a. Feels like you haven’t heard the word Groundhog in quite a few weeks.

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