Not everyone is into the Super Bowl. Top five signs that someone is not really into the Super Bowl.
#5. Every time someone says the words “Super Bowl” they conjure up images of giant toilets and giggle to themselves.
#4. They awkwardly observe that if each touchdown is 7 points, they’re just like dog-year-points.
#3. They honestly think it has something to do with bowling.
#2. After the half-time show they get up from the couch, stretch, yawn and say “okay… so who’s up for that Gilmore Girls marathon on channel 21?”
#1. You shout “GO!”, they shout “Eskimos!”.