Things the mayor has considered but has decided NOT to get into

People are speculating about what lies ahead for our current mayor as his term comes to an end. Mike’s top five things the mayor has considered but has decided NOT to get into.
#5. Mall Santa (except, he’d have to be too cheery all the time).
#4. Star Trek convention organizer (except, people would get him confused with one of the characters).
#3. Bridge builder (except, he might not be able to get a matching federal infrastructure grant).
#2. Daycare provider (except, after years of babysitting city council..).
#1. I heard him say in a speech at the Red Cedar book club awards, that his favorite books are historical fiction (books about real events that are totally made-up). So he was thinking he could combine his fondness for mixing up the truth with fiction and become a morning show DJ (except, federal politics might be more lucrative).

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