Tips for traveling to Vegas with Lindsay Rae

Top five tips for traveling to Vegas with Lindsay Rae.
#5. When the plane banks right, she can’t help but lean left (and go ‘weeeeee’).
#4. Never get between Lindsay and drink cart.
#3. When going thru security she sometimes calls herself Maria, loves to recount her days at the Abbey in Salzburg and refers to the border guard as ‘Herr Zeller’.
#2. If she starts a group sing along of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, you’re best just to let her finish.
#1. If you see her walking thru the casino muttering something like ‘I wanna hold em like they do in Texas please..’, step away from the DJ.

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