Too old to trick or treat

Are you too old to go “trick or treating” this Halloween? To help you decide, these are the top five signs maybe you are to old to be trick or treating.
#5. Your one-toothed, crocked-nosed, hideous monster mask isn’t a mask.
#4. You have to get the neighborhood kids to chew your candy for you. At least until it gets nice and soft.
#3. Your Mike Benny costume has you wearing a “550 CKPG – Prince George’s Adult Favorites” golf shirt.
#2. Three houses – bathroom stop, three houses – bathroom stop.
#1. At every door, you stop and explain that your treats can’t contain aspartame, because it makes your stool loose and you get really gassy.

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