Top five Father's Day jokes

Here, just in time for Father’s Day are Mike’s top five Father’s Day jokes.
#5. How many Dad’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but “.. it will probably take a couple of weeks and I might have to put it up on the hoist..”
#4. What do you get when you cross your Dad with your Mom? You.
#3. Why did the Dad cross the road? He was quite hungry and was just chasing after the chicken
#2. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Aren’t you going to get that. “No, it’s probably for your mom..”
#1. What do you say to your dad after a 2-2 hockey game? Nice Tie dad!

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