Top five signs American Idol is over

LOS ANGELES — The guitar slinging crooner Phillip Phillips came out on top Wednesday night to take the American Idol crown.

The 21-year-old singer from Leesburg, Ga. was selected over 16-year-old Jessica Sanchez. He received a standing ovation from Idol judges after his Tuesday’s song finale “Home.”

Phillips is Idol’s 11th season winner, making it five times in a row a male performer has been selected.

The decision came after a record high 132 million votes were cast after Tuesday’s final performances.
from Fox 13 News…

So… aside from the fact that you are no longer “busy” two nights of the week; Mikes top five signs Idol is over.

#5. You have begun your annual month-long feeling of emptiness.

#4. The words “dog” and “yo” now revert back to their dictionary meanings for the next eight months.

#3. You swear you’ll bite the head off anyone who says “well, the judges sure wasted that save on Jessica, didn’t they?” at work this morning.

#2. You’re already regretting re-naming your children Joshua, Phillip and Jessica.

#1. You can now watch the kids soccer game without data overages on your phone!!!

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