Top five signs you're a mom…

#5. You’re so desperate for adult conversation that you have spilled
your guts to a telemarketer.

#4. Spit is your number one cleaning agent (and hair gel).

#3. You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.

#3a.You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

#2. You cling to high moral ground when it comes to your kids threatening each other with toy weapons; however you would be willing to look the other way when it comes to Caillou (that kid is ___ whiner!!!).

#1. You have hidden in the bathroom in your own house.

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