Top five things mom doesn't want for Mother's Day

Some Mothers know how to do it

Mike’s top five things mom probably doesn’t really want for Mother’s Day.

#5. Breakfast in bed. Unless you’re planning on doing ALL the dishes and putting everything away, cold food on a tray is not a treat.

#4. “Parenting made easy” from Lohan – Spears publishing.

#3. The “Wine Bra”. I know it seeeems like a great idea and Dad really likes his beer hat, but ..

#2. “If she liked the Snuggie, she’ll love the Snay-pron (Snuggie apron combo), right?” No!

#1. This poem:
Today is your special day. It has arrived.
Instead of dinner, let’s watch the Flyers in game five.

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