Minimum wage went up May 1st! Here are Mike’s top five things that will change now that minimum wage has gone up.
#5. All those stereotypes about “starving students” will be changed to just “hungry students”.
#4. All those stereotypes about “unfair, greedy bosses”, changed to “gloating, unfair, greedy bosses”.
#3. More Facebook users will friend Christy Clarke now.
#2. We will be injecting so much money into the “buying groceries and paying rent” section of the economy, that we might destabilize the “frivolous and self gratifying” section of the economy.
#1. Radio Djs might actually start eating in sit down restaurants.