Top five things that will change now that minimum wage has gone up

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Minimum wage went up May 1st! Here are Mike’s top five things that will change now that minimum wage has gone up.

#5. All those stereotypes about “starving students” will be changed to just “hungry students”.

#4. All those stereotypes about “unfair, greedy bosses”, changed to “gloating, unfair, greedy bosses”.

#3. More Facebook users will friend Christy Clarke now.

#2. We will be injecting so much money into the “buying groceries and paying rent” section of the economy, that we might destabilize the “frivolous and self gratifying” section of the economy.

#1. Radio Djs might actually start eating in sit down restaurants.

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