Top five ways to tell the mosquitoes are back

The mosquitoes are back. You sure could tell. How? Mike’s top five ways to tell the mosquitoes are back.

#5. People slapping themselves silly.

#4. At the soccer fields, the smell of deep woods off actually stronger than the smell of french fries.

#3. People bringing their shitzus everywhere they go, just for bait.

#2. Something about sucking the last drop of joy from our over taxed, weathered carcases…

#1. The crows are complaining about how annoying they are!

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