Top five ways to tell #Valentine's Day is over

Another Valentine’s Day has come and gone. Mike’s top five ways you can tell Valentine’s Day is over.
#5. A dozen roses are twenty cents this morning.
#4. Men are scouring stores looking for Happy Belated Valentine’s Day cards.
#3. That expensive piece of lingerie is now lining the dog’s bed.
#2. Cold stares and no breakfast conversation this morning? Apparently, when she said you didn’t have to get her anything, turns out she didn’t mean it!
#1. The 20th Ave Flower Elvis is off to Jamaica!

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