Earth Day 2017
If you are looking for new and “different” ways to celebrate Earth Day, here are some suggestions…
#5. Make clever gifts for each other using only materials that are found on Earth like, gold, silver, chocolate, rubber, wood, plastic, mercury, bacon, ducks, etc…
#4. Throw a big party for Earth but don’t invite Megatron, Loki or any Romulans. Do invite Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Steve Buscemi.
#3. Calculate your Carbon Footprint and then make it you Facebook status for the day! (Example: Mine is 19.9 metric tons)
#2. Watch the movie 2012, but shut it off right before the global cataclysm.
#2a. Show compassion for faux-planets like Pluto, but never let them forget you got your own day!
#1. Use less energy by avoiding unnecessary switching of radio channels.
Happy Earth Day. I hope we win Planet of The Year again this year!