Ways to make Halloween less scary

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Last year it was killer clowns, this year it’s IT clowns… Every year as Halloween approaches people start talking about how Halloween is getting too scary, particularly for young kids. So here are some suggestions for making Halloween less scary (for young kids).

#5. Clowns must only call you into the sewer if there really is cool stuff down there.

#4. All ghosts must wear a sign stating whether they are real or pretend ghosts.

#3. ‘Bobbing for apples’ will replaced with ‘selecting apple slices from a shallow bowl of bottled water’.

#2. All fake blood must be green so it doesn’t look real (unless it’s from an alien creature..).

#1. Remember the true spirit of Halloween is not in scaring children, it’s in being up to your armpits in Reese’s peanut butter cups!!

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