Every year as Halloween approaches some people start talking about how they feel Halloween is too scary for young kids. So here are Mike’s top five ways to make Halloween less scary.
#5. No Michael Lohan costumes. Don’t let the kids watch Dancing with the Stars if The Hoff is on.
#4. All ghosts have to wear a sign stating whether they are real or pretend ghosts.
#3. ‘Bobbing for apples’ will now be ‘selecting apple slices from a shallow bowl of bottled water’.
#2. All fake blood must be green so it doesn’t look real (unless it’s from an alien creature..).
#1. Remember the true spirit of Halloween is not in scaring children, it’s in being up to your armpits in Reeses’s peanut butter cups!!