What we're looking for in a new co-host

Jessica Rankin is leaving Prince George! Jessica is set to embark on a new chapter in her life, thus leaving Mike in her wake. If we were to make this about me, the headline might read: Benny loses another co-host! If you think maybe you’re qualified for the job – aside from the usual technical and professional requirements, here are Mike’s top five “other things” we’re looking for in a new co-host.

#5. Preferably someone named Jessica, or someone willing to change their name to Jessica (that way we can keep the Mike & Jessica jingles). Special consideration will also be given to anyone named Uma.

#4. You should be able to shotgun three large french vanillas, with chocolate glazed chasers in under four minutes.

#3. No car; preferably. I really want Jessica’s parking spot!!

#2. Ability to listen closely to advice and direction given by co-host. This is something new we’re going to try.

#1. Somebody who can openly discuss the perfect nose hair trimmer, talk at length about her cats need to lick itself while at the same time tell off color blonde jokes and drop C bombs just to watch Mike squirm – all morning, five days a week!

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