Last night CTV had Dancing with the Stars and I was wondering why they don’t do a Canadian version of that show. Mike’s top five reasons there’s no Canadian version of Dancing with the Stars.
#5. Two hours of dancing on TV? Really? No bodychecks? No fights? No yelling? No 10 minute misconducts? No thanks!
#4. No one wants to see Peter Mansbridge twirling.
#3. Only if one of the judges is allowed to yell “HARD! HURRY HARD!!”.
#2. All of the hardwood in Canada is being used right now – basketball season starts next week.
#1. Bad timing. Degrassi is shooting a new season, Celine is heading back to Vegas and Rita MacNeil is tied up with canning ’til at least late October.