from 4 years ago…
Top five reasons why you may not be able to keep your New Year’s resolution this year.
#5. Those patches don’t stick very well.
#4. You’re just the President and you really don’t have that much power if Congress won’t support your ideas.
#3. Everyone else is making it difficult for you to do it and that’s why you can never do anything with your life.
#2. That pesky hobbit stole your ring and now Sméagol is really ticked at you.
#1. You forgot you made a resolution this year and have already done it twice.