Maybe you’re not sure why your son or daughter wasn’t asked to be valedictorian of their grad class this year.
Here are the top five reasons why the grad at your house wasn’t asked to be valedictorian.
#5. He keeps insisting he’s waiting til he’s married “for that”.
#4. Can’t understand it either? Everyone in his “My Manga / Anime girlfriend” chat group thinks he should be…
#3. Would love to be valedictorian, because he really loves animals.
#2. On his college application form, keeps asking how to spell “CNC”.
#1. Keeps insisting he was asked to be valedictorian, but couldn’t, because he had grad that weekend.